What’s the longest book you’ve ever read?
“Before the projects, there was the manual—grey, handy, and somehow longer than the whole DIY boom.”
“Ode to the Readers Digest DIY Manual”
Plastic-clad, handle-gripped,
a brick in a briefcase,
the longest book I’ve ever read—
its pages, yellowed like a sunburnt warning.
I flipped, I sketched, I taped,
a handywoman in training,
while the 70s DIY boom
roared like a lawnmower with a loose blade.
It taught me to hang a shelf
(or at least pretend I could),
to caulk a window with the grace
of a sleep-deprived surgeon.
Now it sits on my shelf,
a monument to overconfidence,
its spine cracked like my dreams
after Project #47 failed.
But oh, how it tried.
*How it *wanted* me to succeed.*
How it whispered,
*”You *can* fix that leak…*
…probably.”
“Feet up, manual on the table—handywoman retired, but the DIY book still has a handle on her.”
The Olive Branch, (throwback post).
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