Aa wanted te gan te Blaydon Races But aa had nee money in me pockets Aa asked me mate te lend us a few quid But he said he'd spent it aall on rockets
Aa thought aa'd try te hitch a ride On the 'bus that was heavy laden But the driver said he was full up And aa'd have te walk te Blaydon
Aa set off alang the Scotswood Road Wi' me hopes and spirits sinkin' Aa passed the foaks alang the way They aall looked at us like aa was stinkin'
Aa finally gat te Paradise But aa was too late for the fun The race was ower and the crowd was gone And aa'd missed the spice stalls and the munkey show
Aa felt like cryin' in despair But then aa heard a familiar tune It was Geordy Ridley's concert In the Mechanics' Hall at Blaydon
Aa ran inside and joined the throng They were singin' wi' aall their might Aa forgot aboot me troubles then And had a bonny neet alreet