Apple and blackberry, a pair so sweet They can make a delicious pie or a jammy treat But there are other ways to use them, you see Some are funny, some are clever, some are just silly
You can use an apple as a phone, if you carve it right And a blackberry as a keyboard, if you type very light You can use them as projectiles, if you're in a fight But be careful not to hit someone, that would be impolite
You can use an apple as a clock, if you stick a hand on it And a blackberry as a watch, if you wrap a band on it You can use them as accessories, if you're feeling hip But don't be surprised if people think you're on a trip
You can use an apple as a ball, if you toss it in the air And a blackberry as a bat, if you swing it with some flair You can use them as sports equipment, if you're feeling fair But don't expect to win any games, that would be rare
You can use an apple as a lamp, if you light it up with fire And a blackberry as a switch, if you connect it with a wire You can use them as illumination, if you're in the dark But don't forget to turn them off, or they'll leave a mark
Apple and blackberry, a pair so versatile They can be used in many ways, some of them worthwhile But the best way to use them, I think you'll agree Is to eat them as they are, or make them into tea 😊