Apples and blackberries


Apple and blackberry, a pair so sweet
They can make a delicious pie or a jammy treat
But there are other ways to use them, you see
Some are funny, some are clever, some are just silly

You can use an apple as a phone, if you carve it right
And a blackberry as a keyboard, if you type very light
You can use them as projectiles, if you're in a fight
But be careful not to hit someone, that would be impolite

You can use an apple as a clock, if you stick a hand on it
And a blackberry as a watch, if you wrap a band on it
You can use them as accessories, if you're feeling hip
But don't be surprised if people think you're on a trip

You can use an apple as a ball, if you toss it in the air
And a blackberry as a bat, if you swing it with some flair
You can use them as sports equipment, if you're feeling fair
But don't expect to win any games, that would be rare

You can use an apple as a lamp, if you light it up with fire
And a blackberry as a switch, if you connect it with a wire
You can use them as illumination, if you're in the dark
But don't forget to turn them off, or they'll leave a mark

Apple and blackberry, a pair so versatile
They can be used in many ways, some of them worthwhile
But the best way to use them, I think you'll agree
Is to eat them as they are, or make them into tea 😊
Apples and blackberries
Stuart – Apples and blackberries

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